Smoke bomb getaway

When she is about to cum,pull out and when she turns around smack the bitch in the face with baby powder and flee in style just like batman

I had to use the smoke bomb getaway last night, she wanted me to meet her parents

by The big bad bat November 8, 2020

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021

smokes

what hori people say instead of cigarettes. Generally, a word commonly used in New Zealand

"bro do you have any smokes?"

"nah ghee, just smoked the last one"

by broski898 February 10, 2019

Smoked

When someone has smoked themselves stupid.

Sidney: Have you seen Katy’s posts on Facebook lately?

Angelica: omg yeah, they don’t make any sense! She been hitting the bubble too hard! That bitch need to lay off it for a second. That bitch is SMOKED!!

by Eviljunkie October 3, 2021

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020