Turd Burgaler

A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.

Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''

by horney henry December 1, 2003

turd burglar

One who presents old used ideas as if thay are new and original.

George Lucas is a giant Turd Burglar!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

phantom turd

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

by unknown June 11, 2006

turd tumbler

someone who takes crap off other people.

Hoe much shit you going take,you ole turd tumbler.

by Jon Jonz February 10, 2004

Turd Hunt

A journey/Search for knowledge or wisdom

I went on a turd hunt to find the lost city of atlantis.

I couldnt find my shoes so I went on a turd hunt.

I lost my homework and had to go on a turd hunt to find it.

I went on a turd hunt to find the holy grail.

by Jessica Rabbit? uncle mikey January 28, 2009

TURD HURDLER

A Foreigner that doesnt speak English well. Often from a 3rd world country

That turd hurdler doesnt belong in this chat group.

by Sirenlilith February 16, 2019

Turd-Slurpee

I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!

Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 24, 2003