on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

on my life by Nick D September 28, 2005

high on life 

The feeling that you get when you live life to its fullest. Someone who is high on life can find reasons to smile in the smallest things, and won't let any random thing ruin his or her day. Someone who is high on life has no reason for drugs because they can find fulfillment in their every day life.

1. Steven: Hey, man. How come you never wanna hang with us and get high?

Jonathan: I don't need that shit, dude. I'm already high on life. You should try it some time.

2. Mark: How's about some angel dust to liven things up?

Jace: Drugs are for losers that are too boring to get high on life. No thanks.

high on life by TabKey May 31, 2010

The answer to life the universe and everything 

A super computer said that The answer to life the universe and everything is 42

Q: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
A: 42

The answer to life the universe and everything by Aclips January 20, 2010

Bay Life 

A phrase used in the san francisco bay area when you don't care about something that is actually very important.

Rachel: We have an algebra test tomorrow.
Vince: Fuck It! BAY LIFE!

Bay Life by vinnnny May 18, 2010

Facebook mid-life crisis 

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.

A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.

Facebook mid-life crisis by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009

failing at life 

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

failing at life by wittyname January 16, 2010

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

Half-Life 2 by Mehro November 15, 2004