Cat Idea 

When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.

Thanks for talking about Fuzzles for so long, man. I just had an awesome cat idea.

Cat Idea by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

cat frogger 

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.

"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.

cat frogger by sirfiggin June 8, 2016

cat in the basement 

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

cat in the basement by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

Cat-arsed 

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

Cat-arsed by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Cat Bowl 

The act of stretching ones scrotum in a fashion that resembles a bowl, then filling said bowl with a liquid.

Yuh did you see John luge that beer out of Ryan's cat bowl the other night?

Cat Bowl by Cokpijb October 4, 2016

cat draining

When fluids leak out of your cat and you know it's about to pop so you take it to the hospital but you didn't drain it in time so it dies. :(

mu cousin's cat died because the cat draining was to late.

cat draining by Catdraining123 November 26, 2016

cat tail tuck

The Tuck. The expression about tucking your tail between your legs didn't come out of nowhere. A cat will tuck the tail underneath the hind legs, up under the belly, when they're feeling anxious, nervous, submissive, or feeling sexual.

the cat tail tuck.

cat tail tuck by pussy cat November 29, 2016