Zuckerberg

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info

Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form.
you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG

by Jam4llgaynam May 28, 2018

Zuckenburg'ed

The art of storing and selling one's private information without their consent.

I can't believe I'm getting all these targeted emails and ads, I've been well and truly zuckenburg'ed

by Billabanger401 February 13, 2020

Zuckeranstürme

German: sugar rush
A sudden attack of 'retardedness' on the internet, but can also apply to real life.

w00tzorx: Zuckeranstürme!!!!
lolzorx: W007!!!
w00tzorx: loloololol... my cheese is dead!
lolzorx: NOT TEH CHEEESSSSSEEE!! PANCAKEMAN, SAVE US!
w00tzorx: T-REX WILL SAVE US!
w00tzorx: OH NO TREX IS EVIL ARGH I DIE!
lolzorx: lololol
w00tzorx: FOOL! I PWNNNNNNNN UUUU!!
lolzorx: pwnt

by Gaiacarra June 25, 2006

Zuke

When you tap one's shoulder and they look directly over it and they don't know who tapped them on the shoulder.

Man, i zuked my friend James

by xjwilsonx44 December 26, 2008

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.

Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww

by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020

mark zuckerberg

a literal fucking lizard

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard

by raccoomer December 8, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021