zuke

To vomit, barf, puke, chum.

All that rum made me zuke.

by EHofHB October 5, 2007

zuke

to get high smoking marijuana.

hey you want to go zuke after work?

by bucketball April 15, 2005

Zuke

When you tap one's shoulder and they look directly over it and they don't know who tapped them on the shoulder.

Man, i zuked my friend James

by xjwilsonx44 December 26, 2008

zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2011

Zuke

Zuke meaning straight to your head, through the consumption of anything

I just took a zyn and a beer straight to the zuke

by Alexander(Zuke) Beers April 22, 2025

Zuke Master

A person who has perfected the art of zuking. These special individuals can zuke on command, and as much as they are needed to.

Sam is an absolute Zuke Master! On my momma, he can zuke for days on end.

by FP_Fan15 May 11, 2016

Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

by bt3101 November 14, 2011