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zootube

when a person feels like they want to commit beastality.
"Enrique is sooo desperate, he would want to zootube a horse right now."
by zootube365lover August 10, 2009
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Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
jacob, i'm zooted man..
by mastadoja September 30, 2003
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zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.
Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo
by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010
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Zooties

A term that represents sending love.

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the words “zoot, zoot, zoot”!

A way to show your appreciation to others. More powerful and more special than zoots.

Commonly used at the end of a letter, message or conversation.

A way to teach children how to send love to others.

A 'secret' code in families to show someone you love them.

Developed by Amanda Gore in her book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job") and "The Gift of Gratitude"
"Thank you so much for your encouragement, it means a lot to me. Zooties!" or
"I hope that things are working out for you - zooties!"
by The Joy Project May 5, 2013
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zootopiasona

See fursona. An anthropomorphic, animal-like, representation of a person's identity.

The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
You do not have a zootopiasona. You have a fursona. You are a furry.

Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.

Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
by Illumiknotty July 28, 2016
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zoothanasia

The action of a zoo putting down a perfectly healthy animal because they have become "surplus". Examples of this are Marius the Giraffe and the nine lion cubs a zoo in Sweden admitted to euthanizing. Usually a cowardly act put forth by zoos which probably shouldn't be allowed to run in the first place.
That zoo performs zoothanasia.
by scarypasta May 11, 2018
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zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks
bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.
by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019
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