Zooted

I word used by extraordinarily ghetto people to let people know how intoxicated they are

That bul Ryan was soo zooted

by STF922 February 23, 2015

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Zoot

When someone fucks up you yell "zoot!"

Bill : "damn I dropped my icecream"
Joe: "Zoot!"

by Jalen the defined October 31, 2016

Zoot

Oh Shit!

Did you know .. slept with ...? ZOOT

by kbieber94 November 19, 2018

zooted

Zooted(adj.) being high or stoned. Result of smoking the marijuana. Could also be an verb. "We are going to the park to zoot."

The whole group went to Los Arcos while zooted.

by thcadd*ct July 16, 2017

Zoot

To zoot, or be zooted is to be passed out unintentionally or intentionally after a night out of drinking or taking various types of drugs.

Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."

Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."

by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017