I will send you to Jesus

Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.

I will send you to Jesus

by Lol, nub get skill February 3, 2022

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

Willne

Top shagger that will beat MORGZ mum eventually

Person 1: do you like willne?
Person 2: of course he is god
Person 3: *butts in* are you talking about god??

by Topshagger54 June 22, 2019

Will Stelk

A vegetable commonly known as asparagus. Also gay.

Wow this Will Stelk is delicious. Is it grilled?

Do you burn? - "No, I'm Will Stelk"

by Lynn A. Parr March 27, 2019

I will become back my money

A meme from The binding of isaac community used to say that they want a refund, but comically

*Loses TBOI run*
Person : Fuck! I will become back my money!

by Treejitsu April 9, 2022

No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

by Saint of words October 22, 2019

it will make a turd

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.

"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005