web me

Fuck my brains out

'Please web me', meaning 'Please fuck my brains out!'

by DataCable February 21, 2015

Deep Web

Not to be confused with the Dark Web, the Deep Web are websites that take effort to find, containing mostly socially unacceptable content (like fetish smut), but without requiring TOR or i2p.

Person 1: The deep web is filled with so much smut
Person 2: The dark web is worse though
Person 1: They're the same thing
Person 2: Incorrect

by APC's Wild Ride December 20, 2018

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

Web Gem

An insanly sick play in baseball.

Now that was a web Gem

by G\\\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003

Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.

Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'

by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010

web smarts

Or web smart

Similar to street smarts

Knowledge gained on the internet, and used to hold conversations on the web, whether it be on a forum, a social networking site or an instant messenger.

Your quick quirky internet wit can be described as a web smart.

Gee whizz jimmy you sure seen off that forum troll with your web smarts.

You think you are so clever with your web smarts.

by el_tel April 14, 2008