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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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Faltering ass boundaries

When a females "no"'s mean "yesssss" then turn into real " NO" or even a "stop it I'm serious"
Damn girl you confuse the f*** out of me with your faltering ass boundaries
by DIRTY-D530 June 2, 2024
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wauldering

a slow, seductive walk with a bit lip.
grace was the queen of wauldering”

“anni and i wauldered last night
by charlando November 21, 2024
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Waterine

A location or environment surrounded with excessive water either from rainfall, swamp, wetland, or rivers.
Thales of Miletus was born in a Waterine Area.
Those who grow up in a Waterine area are prone to cholera.
Since Gerald Ike grew up in a Waterine area, it therefore means that he can swim.
by AI meanings by Gerald March 25, 2025
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Wandering Trader

The worst thing ever they deserve to be trapped in a cobblestone room then put zombies in it.
You are still better than the Wandering Trader
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Walting Away

Same as "Wilting away" but instead you or the person is in the Walter White death pose from the finale of the Breaking Bad show.
Person 1: You ok man-
Person 2: I'M WALTING AWAY
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
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Wankering

Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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