Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024

Urethrals

A soft, yet chewy candy made of genetically modified semen, often harvested right from the urethra of a hairy Indian man, as well as a combination of urine-flavored jello. This makes for a delightful snack eaten by many around the world.

Muhammad: *Licks fingers* Ahh yes, the quality of these Urethrals is quite exquisite!

by AMadHat September 15, 2024

Urethra Franklin

When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

by Ethan Benowitz January 14, 2025

Urethra Franklin

When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

by Ethan Benowitz January 14, 2025

urethral

1) Adjective for "urethra"
2) An (un)intentional misspelling of the word "ethereal" when describing someone's beauty or charm

Person 1: she's so urethral
Person 2: you mean ethereal...?

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

UREAD

UREAD (n.)
/yo͞o-rē-äd/
A hand-crafted Yakisugi ritual object used to activate, direct, and anchor universal energy. Each UREAD is unique—infused with fire memory, shaped by intention, and carved from forgotten wood. More than a wand, less than a weapon, it is a tool of subtle influence.

Functions:

Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)

I've got a UREAD reiki wand I can use for:
Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)
UREAD

by Heymuse July 4, 2025

Urethra Franklin

Idek. Sounds like it'd be a terrible name though.

1: Hey, did you talk to Urethra Franklin about the car?
2. Did I talk to FUCKING WHO???

by FemboyFur777 August 26, 2025