Talladega Superspeedway

1. The Mecca of Rednecks.

2. The worlds largest redneck convention disguised as a race.

3. The art of cheering on wrecks.

1. Every years thousands of rednecks flock to Talladega to worship their god Dale Jr.

2. Billy bob went to Talladega Superspeedway this year.

3. When the wreck occurred all the fans were talladegaing.

by PDESIL April 21, 2010

tulleh

a northern pronunciation of 'tilly'

"eh up tulleh, lets go and have a pint town t' pub"

by candiclaus November 11, 2006

Tallahassee Trout Fisherman

A sex act wherein while having intercourse from behind, the guy reaches forward and uses his index finger to "hook" the girl in mouth.

In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.

I don't like to wake up early to go fishing. So, last night I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Trout Fisherman instead.

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Tallahassee Hat Trick

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.

I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.

by jbm321 March 22, 2012

Jethro Tull

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)

Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.

by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019

Tulare

The center of a county which supplies over one quarter of all foodstuffs of the United States, and one of the largest dairy products and citrus producing counties in the world. Also, part of a region which produces over two thirds of all foodstuffs in the United States. Home to the largest farm equipment exposition in the world. In summary, a top contender for the titles of agricultural capital of the country and of the world, and key to the development of agricultural techniques.

Dairy is an integral part of Tulare's economy.

by agrunner09 December 23, 2008

Tallahassee Toboggan

A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.

"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."

by monster-rod-von-huge-in-stein July 10, 2009