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A small town with very little significance in this universe. Filled with illegal immigrants, snobby rich families and their children who believe they are the shit, and approximately 4 decent human beings. Filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their "morals" and quotations from Scripture that they do not even understand. Liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a Protestant or Catholic. (However, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)

Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:

(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,

(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick

(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping

(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.
I never realized how ignorant these upper-class kids in Tulare were until they tried to debate politics.

She's a trick!

Cows is the dumbest people.

Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.

Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!
Tulare by OMGIAMCOOLNOW December 20, 2008
Words you can keep
A small city smack in the middle of CALIFORNIA. Ever wanted to see a shitload of cows shitting everywhere? If answered Yes....... the Tulare might be the place for you.
Hey did you see E & J & J Brandy play last night in Tulare????? They were awesome
tulare by EzB March 4, 2008
The center of a county which supplies over one quarter of all foodstuffs of the United States, and one of the largest dairy products and citrus producing counties in the world. Also, part of a region which produces over two thirds of all foodstuffs in the United States. Home to the largest farm equipment exposition in the world. In summary, a top contender for the titles of agricultural capital of the country and of the world, and key to the development of agricultural techniques.
Dairy is an integral part of Tulare's economy.
Tulare by agrunner09 December 23, 2008
A small town in California full of crybaby liberals that drive Prius’s and conservatives with sick lifted truck with tires that are louder than there exhaust . Tulare is the hottest part of California and everyone either goes to pismo beach or chick fil a for fun because there is nothing to do there.
Hey let’s go to pismo to get out of Tulare for a few days
Tulare by Someone that’s not you August 19, 2020

Tulare County 

A county in the southern Central Valley of California. It is known for its agriculture, but it also has the highest percent of population living in poverty in California and one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the state. Less than 1 in 5 high school graduates go to college. Gang violence is common. Is also known as a "black hole" by teenagers due to the high numbers of college graduates that somehow end up back in the hole where they grew up. Finally, its air quality makes Los Angeles look like the center of the EPA.
"I'm from Visalia, in Tulare County."
"Dude, that sucks."
Tulare County by visaliastudent December 9, 2008

Tulare County Surenos

A Mexican-American who is from any town located in Tulare County and is affiliated with the origins of his heritage and culture tracing back to Southern California and to Mexico.
Also A member from the blue side shooting stars(busters) for the sur 13 in all of Tulare County spots .
PudgyBxP3:What's up ese I'm pudgy from Buena Parke O.C. what's your placaso ese?What county you from ese?
I'm ese Villain From Sur Town Locos ese Tulare County Surenos.... Nk
Tulare County Surenos by Surtown December 7, 2024

Tulare County Surenos

A Mexican-American who is from any town located in Tulare County and is affiliated with the origins of his heritage and culture tracing back to Southern California and to Mexico.
Also A member from the blue side shooting stars(busters) for the sur 13 in all of Tulare County spots .
What's up ese I'm pudgy from Buena Parke O.C. what's your placaso ese?What county you from ese?
I'm a Villain From Sur Town Locos ese Tulare County Surenos.... Nk
Tulare County Surenos by Surtown December 7, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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