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teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
by Gisborne January 20, 2011
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Smokin' trees

An a good girl fi please, take a rest smokin' trees -
Away from dat wicked disease
by sashque September 22, 2005
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Ghetto Tweets

When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
by Lavezzi May 21, 2010
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treesus

Diety: Treesus is the God massively worshiped by the International Church of Treesus®. He rules and guides our souls through the trees and by other means of nature. Treesus is all powerful and all knowing. To be one with Treesus is to be one with the universe.
Hallelujah! Praise Treesus!
by Joey S. July 28, 2008
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Treesh

A treesh is another way of describing a female as a hoe. A treesh is someone who sleeps with different guys everyday or every week. A treesh tends to expose her body, to attract the attention of men and lure them in. A treesh can also be a female who cheats on her partner with many guys every night and usually most are gold diggers. A treesh is someone who is "easy". Which basically means they are easy to get in bed with.
Friend 1: yo I was with s/n last night, she was wild

Friend 2: really? What did you guys do?

Friend 1: she gave me head (sucked his dick) and we slept together.

Friend 3: I heard she slept with mark the other night as well, and she also slept with Justin on Friday

Friend 2: damn she a treesh

Friend 1: wow that's disgusting
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treesh bot

treesh bot: a person with multiple significant others. Called by Francesca Smith
by FrankTheTank01 August 15, 2023
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Green trees

Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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