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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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Traumargument

The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.
Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.

Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.

Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?

Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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TraumaSMP

A Minecraft server that has many cities and many players. Sometimes. It accepts almost anyone and has cities such as L'Cheeseburg, Kitsune Kingdom, and Endlantis. It is haunted by Endella.
"TraumaSMP is a cool server."
by Endella March 17, 2022
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traumedy

A subject that is hilarious and tragic and the same time.
Omg Olivia, the movie we watched last night was such a traumedy!
by lilcheezcurd April 11, 2022
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traumatation

ongoing ptsd in new york
ive had too much traumatation with pillows today
by jcggggg September 4, 2022
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Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 10, 2022
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Traumed

An abbreviation for traumatized. Used to describe a person's mental status after a traumatic experience.
After almost drowning Billy's scared of water. He's totally traumed.
by Dandy chiggins December 23, 2022
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