toetally

jo's version of totally (see totally)

NO WAY!TOETALLY! hah u believe i talk like that u moron

by jo March 25, 2005

Toefoam

To make a loud and onnoxious clucking noise using only the tips of your toes tapping lightly on your tongue to insult a rubber chicken that has been shmeeshnoggening your giraffe.

I angrily toefoamed at the green rubbery bird as it tried to stuff itself up my giraffe's buttocks.

by bobbajoethethird February 21, 2009

Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet

Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher

by thunderclaps December 20, 2009

toefartas

A ridiculous form of embarrassing punishment caused by a crack in personal space. The victim of the violated space takes and ties the annoying individuals hair to his or her toes and forces them to walk around until this said individual learns the lesson of personal space.

When my friend farted on my leg I threatened to toefartas her she did it again.

by camel6toe July 18, 2010

Toefail

He is a person that is quit at first but later he will be aggressive.

He does'nt fight but he has skills.
He is a great m*therf**ker if you're nice to him.

Toefail is a king but never shows his real talent. One wrong stap and he'll kill you.

He is quite watch out for that motherfucker he is a Toefail

by Maniscrisp November 24, 2021

ToEnAiLz

something I have that u don't!...MUAHAHA!

I have Toenailz.

by MaNdErZ November 29, 2003

TheFalikors

1. The new level of human evolution

2. One savage New Jersey badass. He draws all day, shreds all night and such a lady's man! Raawr!

"Thor was a great hero of the Jurassic Era, but then TheFalikors came and kicked all their @#%^$'s!!!"

by EWF Scud December 15, 2003