Tuff Toenailz is a melodic punk band from Sacramento, CA. A 4-piece band who’s songs reach out to audiences by singing about food, love, and other shit that relates to the defecation structure.
Guy 1: “Dude listen to Chew On That by Tuff Toenailz”
Guy 2: “No”
Guy 1: “Please”
Guy 2: “Okay”
When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."