Thirsty Ass Nigga

A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.

Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.

by NSS-Satellite May 28, 2010

Thirsty Thursdays

The name of a sports bar located in East Stroudsburg.

Jenn: Hey, who's goin to Thirsty Thursdays tonight?

Tari: What's that?

Jenn: Oh wait, that doesn't exist.

Tari: You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Forreal.

by Anna neemus December 1, 2010

Thosty

A thot who is thirsty for attention. A thirsty thot.

Girl! Did you see that thosty talkin' to yo man? She betta recognize!

by Jenzi June 26, 2014

Thirsty Thursday

More recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are Students or not. Intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. Males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. Competition can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. The thirst is real.

Boy1:"Yeah Boyyy its Thirsty Thursday You Coming to Norton's Bar!!?"
Boy2: "Standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out"

Girl1: "Yeah Girlll we're going out tonight right? It's Thursday and i'm thirsty!"
Girl2: "Yeahhh Obvs!! If the RAF's out, my rats out!!"

by Dikembe Mutomboe January 9, 2014

thirsty ass bitch

Emma

Emma is such a thirsty ass bitch

by Everyone123098564 March 23, 2017

Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007