thesish

Wimpy humanities paper writing: It is the prototype of the thesis. The thesish might become your thesis statement with some tweaking, but it is definitely not there yet. A work in progress, it is often defined by the stuff you come up with or that somehow winds up in your paper. This way, your thesis cannot really be contradicted by mountains of way more researched and erudite material that you never thoroughly read.

"What's your thesis, Nick?"
"Oh dewd, I don't have one yet. I just got this thesish which changes every time I research a new article."

by Nickyboysmartypants June 26, 2005

these beans

a lesbain or a bi woman

Brandon: hey man look at these beans.
Tanner: I know they are such lesbains or i mean these beans.
Brandon: these beans

by Brandon - Tanner January 10, 2008

These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."

by WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER WITH SU May 27, 2013

Thesies

Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."

by SABCal91 January 5, 2014

SPLAK these hams

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006

catch these ropes

A saying used immediately prior to a male oragasm climax whereas the male is hinting he is about to ejaculate strong white ropes of semen onto his female counterpart.

"Catch these ropes baby"

by Chaffystew March 19, 2017

Run These Streets

Having had taken ownership of a particular area of a neighborhood or city by force or threat of harm. Especially when said ownership leads to an affluent lifestyle of partying.

"Nigga, I run these streets! Fuck da police."

by Richard Noggin IV August 8, 2020