marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

by derpotato July 26, 2015

Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.

by puttubutty August 3, 2016

national thank josh day

On April 4th, we will thank Josh's from around the world for all the rage they induce in our world.

Josh-Yes! It's April 4th!
Jason-Oh yeah! It's National Thank Josh Day! Thank you Josh!

by Dankboi999 April 3, 2020

[e-mail]

When a website asks for your email address.

Website: please provide your email address to continue
Me: Sure thing! It's [e-mail]

by MattJ293 November 4, 2020

Gas Task

Asking someone to do a favor that you know does not want to perform the task. Accomplished by using guilt, an owed debt or false pretenses.

"I totally gas task my girlfriend into making breakfast this morning"

by BoggeyDog April 6, 2022

gentleman's thank you

After the woman finishes sucking the man off, the man eats the woman out.

After Suzy sucked the man off, her man gave her the gentleman's thank you.

by unknown69a June 19, 2014

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

by Sugei July 16, 2023