Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.

Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?

by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.

My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.

by notyocheese February 5, 2013

Hippie Tech

Technology not so much hippie in origin as hippie in use. A way to live life based on hippie philosophy (Turn on, tune in, drop out" Timothy Leary, 1967) realized using 21st century tech.

Being able to travel permanently around the country in an RV while maintaining an online life for income. Using market capitalism to be free like an anarchist.

Guy: "How can you travel year round and follow all the concerts, festivals and Be-ins and also go to all the Ren Fairs? Don't you have to be rich to do that?"

Me: "My hippie girl and I are no where near rich cat! Thanks to Hippie Tech like 4G, twitter, blogs, etsy, eBay and virtual commuting/contracts we can do whatever the hell we want, wherever and whenever! You grok me brother?"

Guy: "Far out man!"

by eprankster February 24, 2013

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.

Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.

by darksyda October 29, 2015