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Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.
Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?
by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006
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Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.
Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...
by The Spence! October 29, 2008
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Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017
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women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020
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tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
by darksyda October 29, 2015
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Tech Support

Caller: Hello?

Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?

Caller: I’m signed out of my account

Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
by Sworder33 November 18, 2021
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tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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