Swasherfaceted

Really, Really, Belligerently drunk.

"Dude, I'm swasherfaceted!"

by GODSxNOSx June 10, 2012

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smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013

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the act of getting so drunk that one becomes the next level of drunkeness; or 'smashed'.

Symptoms may include: Dancing irregularly and looking like and 80's disco dancer, heightened confidence level, may be extremely happy and also unregretful of some situations

"I heard he got snashed last night..." "Oh shit, how many slut drops did the little bugger do?"
"This weekend I plan on getting snashed, mate!"
"LETS GET FUCKING SNASHED BOYS"
"You were so snashed last night, you kissed a girl and you liked it!"

by Redox3 December 9, 2013

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Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

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