Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Stool pigeonmug. 
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
Get the stool hoppermug. slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
by nordivisive August 12, 2025
Get the Paracord Stoolmug. stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
Get the stoolmug. :Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
Get the Stoolmug. When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018
Get the stool buttmug.