Rash Stache 

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

Rash Stache by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

cop 'stache 

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

cop 'stache by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

mex-stache 

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

mex-stache by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

pube-stache 

Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls.

That bitch said she didn't suck dick, but I ended up givin' her a pube-stache!

pube-stache by ghre December 23, 2004

she-stache 

a chick with a mustache!

guy:dude are you indian?
girl:no....why
guy:you have a she-stache!
guy2:wow that was a 3rd degree burn!

she-stache by Samanthababy! March 18, 2008

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

Cheese Stache by jengadog October 11, 2008

trash stache ass 

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

trash stache ass by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010