squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011

Squidgyboon

Basically, it's lumpy jizz. Also known as "Love Porridge".

That guy's got squidgyboons.

by creedmaestro April 12, 2012

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

Squiddin Out

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.

*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"

by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018

Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019