Gentile-splaining

When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.

She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."

by Valgirl December 17, 2021

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

Gyno-splaining

The scientific Latin version of Womansplaining.

It's basically the opposite of mansplaining.

A woman explaining something or anything in a condescending way to a man.

This woman accused me of mansplaining. She proceeded to use Gyno-splaining against me. I told her "I didn't know I was speaking to someone with a mental illiness..." Then I walked away.

by TheRealSlim-Shady August 20, 2022

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

The Sploindinger

Noun:

Shoving an entire arm into the rectum of another human, and using them as a puppet.

"I gave that idiot The Sploindinger yesterday..."

by Sploindinger central July 31, 2023

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023

Nut Slotting

When you gape your dirty little nut slot

I got some nut slotting to do.

by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024