Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.

That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.

by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy

im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.

My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.

by dvdslayer April 7, 2024

Reishi Splatter

Ganoderma antlers aka Reishi mushrooms grown against glass. Reishi antlers grown against glass creates a Splatter effect which creates an abundant amount of Ganoderic acid.

Muellers mushroom tinctures are so very strong because they use Reishi Splatter mushrooms which is unheard of.

by Bones619 March 31, 2024