spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.

'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'

by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008

spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 5, 2003

learn Spanish

Advice given or efforts made for a person to better communicate with people who primarily speak Spanish. Allows improved communication with co-workers, customers, employees or anybody you meet who mainly speaks Spanish.

My first language wasn't English and wasn't Spanish. My dadsuggested I learn Spanish since so many people in our community are Spanish-speaking.

I was in a bank in Phoenix the other day where 95% of the people were speaking Spanish. Many were probably bilingual but I decided to take a class to learn Spanish anyway.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Spanish Sex

The act of sex where a guys cock is stimulated between a girls boobs.

Put your cock between her boobs and go for it

by Drew November 23, 2004

Spaniard

Person from Spain, one of the greatest European empires of all times. The word usually brings to mind the feared Spanish 'conquistadores' who conquered and colonized large part of the American continent, and turned Spain into the world's number one world potency for several centuries.

"Those Spaniards are cruel, they massacred millions of natives when they arrived to the New World!" - Random liberal PC faggot.

by Stomper88 November 3, 2004

Spanish cousins

By dating a mans ex you become Spanish cousins.

Mike - hey Vince, how are you doing man?
Vince - good man, Mike right?
Mike - ya. I used to date your ex wife. We are basically related. They call that Spanish cousins man.

Vince - right...

by Emerald_lass May 7, 2013

sanity defense

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.

My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019