salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

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strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

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Stop Sign Salami

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

by killersbytrade April 2, 2009

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Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.

Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

by MellowYello April 6, 2013

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Solaimon

Someone who will be your best friend. Non-desciminative, he is the best person to hang around. Many girls want him, many guys want to be him. He is the greatest person you shall ever meet. Smart, handsome, and just plain AWESOME.

"Did you see that new guy? He's such a Solaimon."
"Dude,Solaimon is the greatest!"

by Shadow Panther August 26, 2011

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