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Tommy Salami
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A large man who uses a fake
English accent
to pick up girls, but always fails
unless
they're
Russians
.
Stop being such
a Tommy
Salami. You're
never going
to
get that
girl anyway.
Tommy Salami
by
mrcoool35
September 22, 2013
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