Snark

Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.

That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!

by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005

Snark

A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.

"That guy is seriously a snark."

by snarker69 July 10, 2009

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

Snarkified

To change the state of something neutral to....

1. Rudely sarcastic or disrespectful; snide.
2. Irritable or short-tempered; irascible.

That computer nerd just sent me a snarkified email.

by Mexican911 December 24, 2010

smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz grate mon.

by Pete November 21, 2003

Snarkdook

This word is from Atlantean orgins (i.e. the lost civilization of Atlanis) this word loosely translated for the english word "clit".

"baby, im gonna suck your snarkdook clean off!!"

by GuNzZiK September 27, 2006

snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010