This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
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Get the Curtain Smoosh mug.The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.
After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.
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