slaggy sloth

Always a slut. Probably wears too much make-up. Definitely wears tops that droop so low at the front they're a potential trip hazard. These people are not too be asked out. Even if they are hot. It is a certainty they will dump you within the next week or so, but depending on the amount of slagginess possibly the next 24 hours.

Dude 1: Hey dude taylor dumped me
Dude 2: What a shame but at least you asked out that new gal
Dude 1: That was taylor
Dude 2:What a slaggy sloth....

by Thegingermanwithaplan November 8, 2013

fugly sloth

Fugly sloth is a person that is fucking lazy and fucking ugly

You are such a fugly sloth

by Meme011502 May 15, 2016

Rock Sloth

A particularly unfortunate looking female. One who is usually overwieght.

"Did you see Mike last night man he was so drunk!"
"Yea dude he went home with this total Rock Sloth."

by Droob411 March 12, 2009

stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag April 10, 2016

Spencer sloth

Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!

Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.

by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 6, 2006

sprung sloth

a sloth with an erection

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.

by SprungSloth January 16, 2009