salty bobber

Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.

Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.

by SaltyDog April 23, 2014

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Silly Hottie

Pet name for an amazingly hot, intelligent, beautiful, and sexy girl. She'll take your bad day, chew it up, and crap out a pot of gold with a simple phone call.

Silly hottie, you know you're my peach!

by p42p0wd3r January 27, 2009

silly bystal

to mess up the simplest task, even one that had accompanying instructions

a complete tool

i cant belive how much he silly bystal'd our store order.

if you fail at a simple task, you are officially on "silly bystal" status

by 2leet February 3, 2010

Salty Demon

A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.

Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt

by JafroDemon February 14, 2013

saltysip

one whom drinks from your Gatorade/Powerade while they are sweaty.

Why do you have to be such a saltysip Diego.

by Verbalduckling February 6, 2015

salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014