Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squandom

A word used in derogatory terms meaning anything to confuse or annoy those being it used upon.

"Don't make me squandom you upside the face."
"I squandomed your mom all night."
"I'll squandom your friend Amanda any day of the week."

by Phantom9013 September 22, 2007

squand

Cool, Chill, Crazy, High, Weird

Usage:
Just Squandin' (chilling/getting high)
That's Squand as f*ck (Cool/chill/nice/awesome)
You're Squand mate (weird/crazy/west/not right)

by Alex Hyuga August 4, 2014

squank

a lame ass bitch who is at a party either throwing up or is done drinking at midnight

man look at these fucking squanks throwing up and trying to sleep its only 1 in the morning

by Dirty Takeover August 13, 2008

squanto

Slang for dank,hash,marijuana,ghanja,reefer,etc.

Yo you got that eighth of squanto yet man?

by ;) April 5, 2003

squank

to shoot someone with a squirt gun

shut up, before i SQUANK YOU!

by The Kabbalah Krew May 24, 2008

squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010