schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

by settler69 February 20, 2008

schmeck

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

schmecken

This word is recommended for use on a younger sibling of whom smells and looks like a dog. It is a command used as a method of telling someone to rub their face into something, such as food or shite, just as a dog would do.

"dont tell mum coz if u do you must schmecken these" (pointing to nana's cottontails)

by umbie March 24, 2004

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005

schiesty

when you think someone is nice until they sneak attack and go bitch mode on your ass...usually in a classroom setting.

"Amanda was so schiesty today, I've never seen that side of her!"

by doop522 September 14, 2011

Schiester

An alternative for "shit" in expletives.

Extremely effective in a Dublin accent - "shoyster!"

"Ah schiester! The fuckin' wheel came off!"

by Sean Tracey May 1, 2005

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003