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An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.
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Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
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Get the Schemey mug.A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.
"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
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