rankle

When a guy's junk sticks to the inner part of his thigh (usually on a hot summer day)

Hey Brian, can you come over here relieve me of my rankle? It's hot as hell and I can't do it myself because I have groceries in hand; be gentle (think band-aid - nice and easy).

by trojannnn January 19, 2009

Rattlesnake

A sexual act when anal sex is involved with two partners, can be heterosexual or two males. When the penis is in the anus, the partner that is "catching" farts. Which in return causes a rattle or vibration that tickles the penis that is in the anus.

Mark and his gay partner, Todd are engaging in anal sex. Todd is penetrating Mark's anus, when Mark suddenly farts. This fart is a nice sensation for Todd as the vibration causes a rattle like a Rattlesnake makes.

by Jeff The Funkmaster June 30, 2007

ratless

if something is amazing or crazy
state of being ratless: pulling of something impressive or "off the nut" making you a ratless man

after impressive goal on pro " im am absolutley ratless"

by ratless man May 23, 2007

Rattle Bitch

Someone who goes talking shit about their bestfriend to her other friends🐍

Briane- ayy did u here Jess was talking shit about Stacey?
Riley- she's a rattle bitch🐍

by Rattle Bitch September 22, 2015

Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.

"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"

by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008

turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon

i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler

by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Rump Rangler

A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!

Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are rump ranglers from the homosexual cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain"

by Gay Cowboy Dan October 15, 2010