Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.

Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.

by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010

protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.

After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.

by Senior Winces April 16, 2005

Protest

1. To whine and bitch about something
2. Then participate in it fully anyway

I'm protesting this stupid game because it costs too much to play!
But look at me, I'm in the top 10 with my protest on!

by **pseudonym** March 23, 2017

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011