prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

Poosty

Someone who is being cranky or moody, like a girl on her period.

Emily is being so Poosty today.

by Bajdkdncn.&/&2$3&: September 22, 2016

Prosthetic Stick

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).

1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time

by Michael Nick Hammer May 6, 2009

Prostatute

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.

"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."

by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013