Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

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pre-quit

Refers to a persons behavior during the period of time from when they decide to quit their job until they actually hand in their resignation. A person who has pre-quit is treated like a regular employee but they do not actually get a lot done ( or they get even less than usual done). Most of their time is spent preparing for their next gig. Their day is one entire work break.

"Hey, did you notice that Miller came in late today".

"Yes, he is pre-quit"

by BillShakespeare July 26, 2008

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Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

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Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

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pre link

To link up for a bit before the real link up later

Alex: ‘Aye ma you tryna pre link ?’
Jessica: ‘You tryna see what you working with hmm ?’
Alex: I mean you look bomb but i’m tryna get a preview if you know what i mean..’

by HugoThaKid February 24, 2022

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