plotzed

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

plutz

To collapse in exhaustion.

I've been carrying these heavy books all day, I'm going to plutz on the couch.

by J2J December 23, 2007

Pootz

Giving off a rank, disgusting odor.

I can't believe the pootz that comes out of Janni's ass.

by quattro October 29, 2004

Plot Sword

The opposite of plot armor. The plot sword is a plot device where, the main character or group is killed off for plot reasons (as opposed to plot armor which protects the protagonist(s)

The chraracters in Rogue One got annihilated by the Plot Sword

by JimboSlice197 January 1, 2017

protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher

Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!

by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017

plots

plans to

John: whats plots?

Jim: lets go to jill's house tomorrow

John: aight

by damp69 March 30, 2019

plot maker

(PM) Someone who makes "plots;" The backbone of every squad, they network, create, and supply things to do by any means necessary.

"Are we going to Isabelle's house tonight?"
"Yeah, Andrew finessed her to have people over."
"God, he's such a plot maker."

by Plotconsumer March 3, 2021