PatyoJon

To beat your meat, rub your dub, shake hands with the president, jerk off. Sometimes refered to as NoJoyTap.

I asked Dan "How often do you patyojon?"
he replied "'bout once a day"

by Ian Vasco May 25, 2006

pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.

homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Palsy Walk

Comes from the disease Cerebral Palsy: a condition that causes physical disablities in human development. A Palsy walk is the way they walk, usually stiff legged with one or both knees inverted inward. The term can also be used for a person who is trying to walk off an injury or whose foot is asleep.

I didn't realize my knee could fall asleep but it did and when I stood up, I had to Palsy walk to the kitchen.

by palsythewalk April 22, 2009

Fatty Patty

A kid who is really fucking round

damn Jacob, you lookin' like a fatty patty

by FatBoi12345 October 5, 2018

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Flatty patty

When you have no ass and get joked in class your ass is as flat as a pancake or thin crust pizza as your ass🍕🥞

Gurllllllll you looking like a flatty patty

by mamousadisease_123 March 1, 2019

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003