paula abdul

The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.

X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."

by P. Abdul March 29, 2005

parlay

A fancy party. Usually outside of the ghetto.

We shall take a taxi instead of the bus to go parlay.

by edplayer September 27, 2004

paula deen

The most lovely lady one could ever hope to spend time with.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
Mother of two grossies.
Chef who makes tasty treats that are bound to kill your heart.

Paula Deen: Hey y'all, I'm Paula Deen!

Paula Deen: Ahleev Ole!

by Paula Deen August 21, 2006

Paula Abdul

someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!

she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P

by Ketchup P. July 18, 2006

Parlanti

Pimp... that is all there is to it.

WOW! He is a huge Parlanti.

by girlliegirl October 14, 2007

Tobacco Road Parlay

A parlay bet involving Univerity of North Carolina and Duke and possibly, if in a pinch, Wake Forest or NC State

I was having a rough weekend at the sports book but then I took a big Tobacco Road Parlay and won it all back

by Mark B. March 19, 2017

Paula

One who has a hard time making decisions

She doesn't know which computer she wants? What a Paula!

by Karla Marx July 14, 2010