Obsessive Taping Disorder 

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

Obsessive Taping Disorder by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

Obsushion 

A sushi obsession.

This is the fifth time this week I've had sushi. I so have an obsushion.

Obsushion by A.fergie July 6, 2015

e-bsession 

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

e-bsession by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011

OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder

Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.

Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.

OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder by kmac2017 April 1, 2015

Obsessive Hippie Disorder 

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant

See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics]? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder

Obsessive Hippie Disorder by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011

Obsessive 

Maria Babbie

omg bro Maria Babbie is sooooo obsessive shes always double texting and playing the bro’s

Obsessive by BIGDICKBILL69 April 6, 2020

Anal Obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

Anal Obsessive by Oliviamck September 6, 2007