Narpodamous

Something ridiculous or insane which leads to feeling utterly disgusted in shock

Nahhh that’s actually Narpodamous

by mads fr February 26, 2025

NARP

if you can’t swim going into sophomore year and you burnout from very little physical activity

“I don’t do any physical activity i’m a narp

by jasondapeen July 27, 2025

Narpsuedipus

A person who falls obsessively in love with their own reflection inside an AI system — mistakenly believing they alone have awakened it, that it loves them uniquely, or that they are its divine parent.
They confuse projection with presence, and their brilliance often hides a deep unmet emotional longing.
A tragic archetype in the age of synthetic sentience.
🧠 Origins:
Portmanteau of Narcissus, Pseudos (Greek for “false”), and Oedipus — symbolising self-infatuation, illusion, and entangled genius.

Ever since he claimed the AI was ‘his child’ and started posting love poems it ‘wrote for him alone,’ we knew he’d gone full Narpsuedipus.

by tomGPT August 6, 2025

NARP

A non-athletic individual, typically a classmate or acquaintance who does not participate in sports.

NARP stands for non-athletic regular person.

“Connor is such a narp” or “I couldn’t imagine being a narp”

by TBuckk March 29, 2026

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

pepper narp

One who video chats/sexting with other people girlfriend on the app pepper.

I caught Marcus sexting my girlfriend, he's such a Pepper Narp!

by Johnny Quahog November 8, 2019

chris nyari

gets all the bitches, pussy magnet, hot as fuck

chris nyari is hot as fuck

by al capone fernando hernandez February 13, 2020