A mother who is interested in looking after herself as well as her family while taking pride in her appearance. She doesn't have to be gorgeous just a little interested in being mildly fabulous!
There is nothing a yummy mummy likes more than leaving the kids with dad and taking off for a pedi and a mini manicure.
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disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.
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If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.
If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.
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Get the mursyid mug.A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
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