A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
by Dave Bover November 29, 2013
Get the lester the molester mug.A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
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Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
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Get the molestation center mug.Modest Mouse, no matter wat any1 says, did not sell out...dammit it doesnt mean selling out if 1 of ur songs actually gets played on the radio...and their music hasnt changed from their last album at all.
by keeper19 March 5, 2005
Get the Modest Mouse mug.to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique
by Aly A. June 1, 2007
Get the molestigate mug.someone who thinks they're hawaiian but really isn't. they try to talk and act like a tita but they are not.
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