a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)
A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
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Mentel: you forgot how to spell mental
But mental is when something is insane, or just downright gnar.
But mental is when something is insane, or just downright gnar.
Person 1: hey are you mentel
Person 2: no, why did you misspell mental
Person 1: oh i did
Person 2: you are mental
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Person 1: oh i did
Person 2: you are mental
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Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.
Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
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