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Manav’s moustache

A horrifying moustache that terrifies most young children
That’s very Manav’s moustache
by Shark and May 9, 2019
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moustache

also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.
I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.
by wizzy July 25, 2006
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Labia Moustache

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!
by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011
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pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.
I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.
by heat rod December 3, 2004
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chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.
my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.
by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007
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Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"
i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.
by Spanklord October 18, 2008
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